Drowsy Samurai

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2009-06-13T16:04:28Z

15:49 If you don't cry when you're hula hooping, you're not doing it right: kuow.org/program.php?id=17754 #fb #

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2009-06-12T16:05:44Z

20:15 Half done with grad school, though I still have to spend the summer reading Nietzsche. What's the German word for sand in your mustache? #fb #

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2009-06-06T16:04:44Z

13:24 My interview with Bob Bailey, who dreamed of being an astronaut but became a scuba diver instead: kuow.org/program.php?id=17697 #fb #
13:31 #robotpickuplines "The center is everywhere. Bent is the path of eternity." (Also, this robot reads Nietzsche) #

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2009-06-05T16:06:22Z

20:07 I'm late to the "Party Down," but it's the Sea Salt & Vinegar Kettle Chips of TV: Crisp, tangy, addictive. Thank you, Netflix streaming. #

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2009-06-04T16:04:38Z

12:52 RT @maudnewton Louis Menand revives an old debate: should creative writing be taught? tinyurl.com/kotlmw #
18:05 My dentist's reminder card has a picture of Garfield dressed as Austin Powers. Guess I'm late for an appointment in 1998. #fb #

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2009-06-03T16:04:34Z

15:25 I thought this would be a radio story about scuba diving, but now it's like Old Yeller, only with an octopus. #

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2009-05-27T16:10:37Z

14:33 Briefly thought my squeaking briefcase was filled with baby birds. If it was, they escaped, or were crossbred with refrigerator lights. #

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2009-05-09T16:07:11Z

16:04 In the gooey center of my geek friends' Venn Diagram: "Star Trek character, NPR personality, or food additive?" bit.ly/uCC51 #

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2009-05-08T16:09:31Z

12:42 I take a lot of powerless naps, fortified by the illusion that time is ample and lucidity is a tin drum of Pop Rocks and a flight of stairs. #

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2009-05-02T16:04:37Z

13:56 I think I'm doing my next adventure story here: www.stuntschool.com/school.htm #
15:34 My parkour story, a full day before it airs! kuow.org/program.php?id=17452 #

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2009-04-30T16:09:22Z

13:27 I'm auctioning off the naming rights to my headache. "I've got a splitting Cool-Ranch-Doritos-Presents-My-Brain-is-Imploding." #hyphenabuse #
17:00 Officer Friendly's little boy's got a mohawk/ He knows just where we're coming from. ♫ blip.fm/~58neq #
17:08 I've been assigned the "Adventure Beat" at #KUOW (eg., kayaks, parkour, hang gliding), which I basically made up. Ideas welcome! #

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2009-04-28T16:09:35Z

12:29 My interview with musician and mathematician Guillaume Mpacko, plus music recorded live in our performance studio: bit.ly/17LOIu #

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2009-04-24T16:07:59Z

14:49 My story on finding transcendence at Green Lake with Rabbi Daniel Weiner: bit.ly/vWQFN #KUOW #

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2009-04-23T16:06:29Z

13:30 The inspiration for one of my karaoke staples. At "The Star" in Spokane, I got a lot of RCA dog responses ... ♫ blip.fm/~4s2rz #
19:32 I like my Thai food like I like my low-ranking generals. #

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2009-04-21T16:06:01Z

11:15 My interview with @garthsundem about "The Geek's Guide to World Domination" and Seattle's geek empire: bit.ly/3KmunD #
12:50 Thursday: "Talk Like Shakespeare Day" tinyurl.com/c6kzgl. Sure, I was writing a book about that, but I'm not taking the bait. Yet. #
13:13 Official "Talk Like Shakespeare" Twitter: @shakespearesays (talklikeshakespeare.org/) #

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2009-04-20T16:06:49Z

10:23 RT @pachysandra The light-bulb moment of insight and how maybe our brains decide before their we know about it. tinyurl.com/dag6kk #

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2009-04-17T16:05:23Z

08:01 Self-indulgent nostalgia/self-promotional archive: "April Not Just for Poets" NPR Commentary: bit.ly/uJMM2 #

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2009-04-11T16:11:45Z

16:50 Brushing up on Tchaikovsky via Amazon's "Preview All" is like eating lunch via Costco's toothpick sample stands: Fleeting, seamless, greasy. #
17:12 I didn't intend to publish this, but in case you're up for some cultural studies lolz: bit.ly/53act I know, right? #

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2009-04-10T16:03:52Z

10:16 I'm supposed to dress like T.S. Eliot for this gig: tinyurl.com/ck5z3v . Did Eliot wear a pinstripe Kenneth Cole suit? I hope so. #

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2009-04-07T16:12:46Z

10:16 To be adored, or even understood, does the former inhibit the latter? No one is truly "saved" by the bell, Mr. Belding--nor redeemed. #

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2009-04-04T16:05:26Z

12:10 How did my work email get on the Ayn Rand Center list? Is it because I donated to the Third Annual Punch-a-Hobo Kitten Feed? #

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2009-04-02T16:05:51Z

19:41 Why is "top 40" a genre? Isn't it just a metric of market and preference? I've been pouring coconut milk on everything. #

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2009-03-31T16:03:30Z

13:37 A geocaching adventure at the Seattle arboretum, complete with a gratuitous Narnia reference: kuow.org/program.php?id=17218 #
15:45 OK, the actual audio of my geocaching story is now up: bit.ly/15wwWN #
17:41 RT @hotdogsladies Oops. I always forget.

#ListeningToNPRApparentlyQualifiesMeToPretendIUnderstandEverything #

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2009-03-26T16:04:24Z

21:10 Credit card commercial says I shouldn't use my pet's name as my password. Guess I should have thought of that before I named my cat "*****" #

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2009-03-25T16:05:31Z

15:29 Somehow, I never heard MIA's "Paper Planes" until now. Sure are a lot of gun shots and cash registers. I hope none of the money was hurt. #

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